Totally awesome!

Finding my happy pace

To be fully prepared, I skimmed through the official rules for IronMan 70.3 Racine.  Some of the rules made me giggle.  Have a look:

After the swim, you will be directed through the timing chutes to the swim
to bike transition. Public nudity is not permitted. We require you to be fully
ready to race before getting on your bike.

This rule is clearly made by someone who has never experienced the liberating feeling of going to a nude beach.  Let your inner nudest freak-flag fly triathletes!!

No aqua socks (neoprene booties) unless the water temperature is 65.0
degrees Fahrenheit or colder.

But, but, my neon orange-pink aqua socks match my Newtons!

Swim goggles, snorkels, or facemasks may be worn. Any athlete using
a snorkel will not be eligible for Age Group awards.

No nudity, no snorkels, these guys have no sense of adventure.

Wetsuits cannot measure more than 5 mm thick.


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